Everyday Normal Guy 2
DJ Nuvole
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Everyday Normal Guy 2 (超燃版) - DJ Nuvole
原唱：Jon Lajoie
What can I say?
It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
To be productive at work I gotta be well rested
Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day man all year long
My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
"Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you"
Every time I hear that fuckin' shit a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
No I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me Stupid Face
She really hurt me why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Is my face stupid how's that even possible?
A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible
Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Oh saving up my money
To go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago
Motherfucker
Go go go go go shawty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games